Tempests in Teapots

There is a Hugo controversy.

I know, this surprises anyone at all, right? There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the annual Hugo controversy.

In contrast to the last several, though, this one is very much a tempest in a teapot. Which is why I've written lots of words about it.

( *Lots* of words. So many words. All the words. )